THE CLONE[RAP]

Yea! Luda said, "Hell's a place called HOME...." This's 2040 n Imma make my CLONE.... This's my reign where I rule, switch on your Television n a bike add's SHOWN.... I want lotsa money n a golden CROWN.... Pluto's the planet whr I'll f*** n ROAM.... He n she messes wit me n Imma bury both of 'em on the f***in GROUND.... Yea! Mama said, "Take your breakfast n get your a** OUT...." I screamd, "Mama, I ain't hungry n please don't SHOUT.... Hey, this's my new Canvas, jus look at it, bt plz don't talk coz you're really f***in LOUD...." It waz drout but I got outta my HOUSE.... And I walked towards the office, in the internet which I BROWSED.... And as I reached its damn main gate uh, it was computer generated n big was the CROWD.... After tat I entered the f***in GATE.... It seemed to me tat I wasn't tat f***in LATE.... My whole body was scanned in the big machine, obviously, there I wasn't gonna find any DATE.... Inside it was red n blue light but without a single no. RATE.... They punched me needls n tat's the only thing I really HATE.... It pained as hell n I screamd like hell, "Save me KATE...." The anSthesia worked n shortly I fainTED.... N when I got consciuos, I found I was glue painTED.... Turnin by my side, I lookd inside the MIRROR.... And hell! I was fine n there was nothin at all to be TERRORED.... Then I searched for my clone which was already MADE.... But instead I found my original body in the floor which was lyin DEAD.... I sat on the floor takin my hands over my HEAD.... Knowin I'm the one, who's the CLONE, not the original John, I really f***in ain't AFRAID.... Just then, I heard a hard bell RINGIN or maybe it was a bird SINGIN.... N Suddenly I woke up n I was seated in my bed n also it was a fresh new MORNIN....

HELL WEEDS[RAP]

First of.... You kno you'll die if u smoke or puff tat damn FLAKE.... Makin lotsa attics in the fear of the EARTHQUAKES.... I'm so out, my name ain't Blake, I TAKE.... Whiskey in the mornin n my grandma had a heart SHAKE.... Look at where I LANDED.... Do u think I planned IT....? I fell like the green HULK in the ground, I'm BLENDED.... Our spaceship in the ground n I'm so fly HIGH.... N**ga in the sky but I didn't die n I try to CRY.... He moves his feet, she throw her s**ts, our destination was hell n I was so damn SHY.... Cut my hands down the hot sun with BLISTER.... Searched for a band-aid but I found a metal CLUSTER.... Walked so fast, sweated so hard, tat we were damn chalk powder rubbed wit a f***in DUSTER.... All this was jus to find the hell's Weeds OFF.... To smoke it leavin cigarrettes, navigation was in the LAPTOP.... We drilled the earth like it was an alien from the far SIDE.... Holed it deep, guys there's nothin f***in I should HIDE.... As we entered, it was cold with black top, no BLOCK.... It was silent down there, even we couldn't hear the tickin CLOCK.... Walkin along, after a long journey we found our fresh WEEDS.... Happily we walked ahead to pluck 'em n along we also plucked the big SEEDS.... We Packed our bags n got into our SPACESHIP.... Jus then I broke off my dream, I said, "Uh, It was real DEEP...."

ANGELS[RAP SONG]

Yea! Listn, this's d story an angel who is ME.... Sorry! I missed, not me, tat angel's gone to take some TEA.... And until he returns, Imma write 'bout HIM.... He's real white, uh, I guess he don't uses Ponds CREAM.... That's fine, he's an angel n he hav supernatural POWERS.... Believe me! I saw him jumpin of d roof tops n d long TOWERS.... As he's an angel, he hav lotsa f***in ABILITIES.... But we humans boy, can't even get a hot chik, no FACILITIES.... So, 24x7 we pray to GOD.... But he doesn't care if we stay here or fly ABROAD.... But we can't fly and angels CAN.... I've a friend who flies aeroplane, uh, where're u BEN....? "I'm here dud!" he screams, "Ssh.... I'm killin a CRANE...." "N I had a break up four days ago wit tat f***in bloody JANE.... I slapped him in his head and said, "Shut up! We gotta catch a TRAIN...." He screamed, "Where to dud? Are u outta your BRAIN....?" "R u comin wit me?" I asked, "N I'll present u a golden CHAIN...." "Come wit me, we gotta kill tat bloody ANGEL...." "Are u nuts?" he shouted, "U turnd Mental....?" I shouted, "Wad u waitin for Ben? Support MAN...." Just an alarm ranged n I woke outta my dream, I said, "DAMN...."

ANGELS[RAP SONG]

Yea! Listn, this's d story an angel who is ME.... Sorry! I missed, not me, tat angel's gone to take some TEA.... And until he returns, Imma write 'bout HIM.... He's real white, uh, I guess he don't uses Ponds CREAM.... That's fine, he's an angel n he hav supernatural POWERS.... Believe me! I saw him jumpin of d roof tops n d long TOWERS.... As he's an angel, he hav lotsa f***in ABILITIES.... But we humans boy, can't even get a hot chik, no FACILITIES.... So, 24x7 we pray to GOD.... But he doesn't care if we stay here or fly ABROAD.... But we can't fly and angels CAN.... I've a friend who flies aeroplane, uh, where're u BEN....? "I'm here dud!" he screams, "Ssh.... I'm killin a CRANE...." "N I had a break up four days ago wit tat f***in bloody JANE.... I slapped him in his head and said, "Shut up! We gotta catch a TRAIN...." He screamed, "Where to dud? Are u outta your BRAIN....?" "R u comin wit me?" I asked, "N I'll present u a golden CHAIN...." "Come wit me, we gotta kill tat bloody ANGEL...." "Are u nuts?" he shouted, "U turnd Mental....?" I shouted, "Wad u waitin for Ben? Support MAN...." Just an alarm ranged n I woke outta my dream, I said, "DAMN...."

ANGELS

I was sleepin when a beautiful angel pinched me out of my DREAM. The name of that angel is missin of my head, help me out guys.

BATTLE BETWEEN ANGELS

What'd happen if Earth was the place for the Battles between Angels?